Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Marine One helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir!"
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